1. this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

    (Source: logiciskawaii, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     

  2. huffleist-of-puffs:

    cumber-bitches:

    Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

    I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

    (via tidwellcornertr)

     

  3. "

    "My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

    First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

    But here is what I think you should know.

    You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

    You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

    You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

    You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

    In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

    In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

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  4. Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

    (Source: simplypotterheads, via pugloverisme)

     

  5. babyrad:

    There’s this shitty thing that happens when you learn about the reality of racism, sexism and misogyny. You start to hear it from the mouths of your parents, grandparents, friends and siblings and you can’t ignore it anymore but you’ll see how many of them will ignore you when you speak out about it.

    (via pugloverisme)

     
  6. nine-run-run:

    vegangains:

    Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

    this movie is everything

    (Source: annabelletegan, via khaleesi-of-the-hellmouth)

     
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  9. davidbyrne:

    i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

    (via stfukarla)

     

  10. telapathetic:

    i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

    (Source: telapathetic, via munnisonlinelogwy)

     
  11. if you don’t follow this account on Twitter you’re missing out on life 

    (Source: drizzydrehk, via drakesothotful)

     
  12. (Source: jaimesvoice, via funnybro)

     
  13. controlledeuphoria:

    methhomework:

    public service announcement 

    YAS

    (via vinebox)

     
     
  14. rotition:

    I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3

    (Source: slipandslut, via rejectingsociety)

     

  15. jewbeard:

    im not embarrassed to like one direction im embarrassed to be associated with the one direction fandom

    (via kickedinthekeelsby1d)