1. gloriathepug:

    Teach me how to puggy, T-Teach me how to puggy. #iwanttostandlikehumans #gloriathepug

    (via bahhumpug)

     
  2. asian:

    went grocery shopping

    (via selenangomez)

     
  3. pinkcookiedimples:

    How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

    (via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

     
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  5. mothwizard:

    me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

    sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

    (via phosphorescentt)

     

  6. guiltyhipster:

    Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

    (via tidwellcornertr)

     

  7. hipsterinatardis:

    snowmercury:

    hauntedpamplemousse:

    orcasoup:

    those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

    lesbionage

    bi spy 

    it’s an ace case

    Secret gaygent.

    (via tidwellcornertr)

     

  8. literallyrad:

    who was i before one direction

    (via selenangomez)

     

  9. funnuraba:

    SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

    (via escapee-this-realityy)

     
  10. jackfrostciicle:

    its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

    jodiamandis:

    no-hope-for-her:

    As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

    This.

    One hundred percent support

    i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

    (via escapee-this-realityy)

     
  11. proudlyinsane:

    complete panic in one screenshot

    (via youtubenutcase)

     

    1. Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
    2. Me: Someone told me to go to hell
    3. Me: Couldn't find it at first
    4. Me: But now I'm here
     
  12. b-e-a-c-h-i-n-n:

    Chillin’, Breezin’, Sippin’, Singin’ whoooaaah Beachin’

    (Source: zun-zet, via mermaids-tanning-away)

     
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  14. toomanyfandomssolittletime:

    toomanyfandomssolittletime:

    its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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    wAIT WHAT

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    mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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    I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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    cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

    (via theaadventureye)