1. straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
    2. straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
    3. straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
    4. gay couple: *holds hands in public*
    5. straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
     

  1. "Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
    — "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)

    (Source: escapedgoat, via spmib)

     
  2. littlefuckinglesbian:

    anxietyanimal:

    Same goes for pets.

    DONT LEAVE ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE IN A CAR

    (Source: sizvideos, via li0ns-and-lambs)

     

  3. "Even if we’re married for 23 years,
    I still want you to flirt with me."
    — A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)

    (Source: princessariel2323, via amour-blue)

     
  4. mostlyfiction:

    hello, peaches! i am doing a little giveaway for all of the support that i’ve been shown! 

    as you can see, the rules and the prizes are stated pretty clear, but to further the details.

    1st place winner is able to go through my entire archive of photographs on my blog (or if they want to see more) as well as my paintings/illustrations. for the photograph, you can pick any photograph that you want! as well as painting/illustration. if you want something else, just tell me and i can create something new for you (which will only apply to art print)

    here are most of my photographs,

    here is a small portion of my amateur artwork

    everything else is basically self-explanatory, but when the time comes, or even if there are questions now, i will be happy to answer!

    this will be posted here and there for one week, so reblog/like whenever you can before the week is up!

    thank you for all of your love and support!! you are all such peaches!!!

    ONE HOUR LEFT!!

     

  5. beelzebrox:

    My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

    image

    (via tidwellcornertr)

     
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  7. paradisaic:

    elizabitchtaylor:

    she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

    she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

    that’s incorrect, the correct lyrics are “and I’m on the bleachers”

    (via ferrickhistoryts)

     

  8. panic-at-the-discount-store:

    I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

    (via khaleesi-of-the-hellmouth)

     
  9. geoffframsey:

    life lessons with patrick stump

    (via khaleesi-of-the-hellmouth)

     
  10. mugsofpugs:

    Here’s a cute video of our Grover yawning :) submitted by Mel Stringer

    (via epicpugs)

     
     
  11. julystorms:

    amoying:

    strawberro:

    strawberro:

    strawberro:

    owlsegg:

    the-ackerman-queen:

    strawberro:

    LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

    Suuuuuuure. 

    NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

    THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

    hes showing this post to all his classes now

    tell your chem teacher to change his theme

    It’S BACK

    (via a-storm-for-every-spring)

     
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  13. thymegaforeskin:

    I almost died at this one

    (via highschoolhottie)

     
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